satinhands:

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

I have a painful need for one that shoots nerf darts

imagineaperture:

Imagine the turrets switching to a deep, manly voice to sing.

Drop it hella l0w.

rjtheperson:

This doesn’t completely suck… And it was fun to make. It’s getting easier though.

rjtheperson:

This doesn’t completely suck… And it was fun to make. It’s getting easier though.

nyanjazz:

aperture-science-laboratories:

nyanjazz:

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE.

Do not kid yourself. Of course it is a lie. The biggest lie of all in fact.

D: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Acceptance is the first step to understanding. Understanding is one of the many steps to science!Anyway, Happy Birthday.Testing begins again soon, so enjoy it.

nyanjazz:

aperture-science-laboratories:

nyanjazz:

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE.

Do not kid yourself. Of course it is a lie. The biggest lie of all in fact.

D: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Acceptance is the first step to understanding. Understanding is one of the many steps to science!
Anyway, Happy Birthday.
Testing begins again soon, so enjoy it.

nyanjazz:

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE.

Do not kid yourself. Of course it is a lie. The biggest lie of all in fact.

nyanjazz:

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE.

Do not kid yourself. Of course it is a lie. The biggest lie of all in fact.

starshinethecat1:

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

I’m Cave Johnson, and I approve of this white board.

starshinethecat1:

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

I’m Cave Johnson, and I approve of this white board.

theaterdagger:

Fandom fashion show music mix based on the Portal games as requested by krazybomb on tumblr!
Most of these are remixes of original music from both Portal and Portal 2 soundtracks.
{LISTEN HERE}

theaterdagger:

Fandom fashion show music mix based on the Portal games as requested by krazybomb on tumblr!

Most of these are remixes of original music from both Portal and Portal 2 soundtracks.

{LISTEN HERE}

imagineaperture:

Imagine Wheatley learning to drive.